Newark Mayor Cory Booker, the caped-crusading, embattled-cat recovering, amateur fireman, Mr Plow come to life, twitter-master and media darling, won the Democratic primary for New Jersey's open Senate seat yesterday despite a big ol' Hate-On from liberal writers everywhere, including our own erstwhile
You gotta hand it to the Republicans for once again finding a candidate guaran-fucking-<i>teed </i>to lose to the black man. It&#039;s like an electoral death wish.
Rodeo clowns? Are we still offended by that? Because the local Sparknet owned radio station DJs in KCMO this morning didnt see that the big deal was. Even had a caller who said she was there to reinforce their view that everyone should &quot;lighten up.&quot;
It wasnt me. That is what they said.
I&#039;ve worked with Corey Feldman, he&#039;s a bit of a d-bag
needs moar Goats Head Soup
glad he was willing to take one for the team. She&#039;ll likely be a little less annoying now that she&#039;s had some tonic in her gin...
His expression suits anything she could possibly be saying
If politics were a popularity contest, then this guy would have a bright future.
So I guess he should invest in some quality shades.
Snark Levels Critical - Emergency Reserve Depleted!
Quick, go look at some MLP or cat videos! Your snarklife depends upon it!
Down Low?
Thank you for making us safe from that Paula Deen Photoshop image that was at the top of my screen when I last looked,
I may never scroll down.
You gotta hand it to the Republicans for once again finding a candidate guaran-fucking-<i>teed </i>to lose to the black man. It&#039;s like an electoral death wish.
I see what you did there...even without glasses on.
Don&#039;t worry....something will come along. It always does. Remember how mad we all were about Meg Whitman, for instance?
Rodeo clowns? Are we still offended by that? Because the local Sparknet owned radio station DJs in KCMO this morning didnt see that the big deal was. Even had a caller who said she was there to reinforce their view that everyone should &quot;lighten up.&quot;
He would certainly have trouble with the geography questions on the Wonkville / CS Monitor quiz. <a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/Th..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Family/2013/...">http://www.csmonitor.com/Th...
It&#039;s easy to take the high road when your opponent is so far down the low road he couldn&#039;t reach you with an ICBM.
Whoo hoo! 78%!