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Cory Booker Will Bring You Some Blankets in His Sexxy New Tumblr
Those shameless libruls are at it again, making jokes about your teenage daughters and black men and THE SEXING. Only this time, these concepts are being strategically interwoven into a new hawt Tumblr, "Cory Booker Hey Girl" (much more sneaky thantwo short weeks ago , when Lena Dunham explained the importance of losing one's virginity to Barack Obama in a polling booth). Perhaps you are familiar with this sort of Tumblr, because like any responsible American citizen, you harbor unrequited romantic feelings for actor Ryan Gosling. This new rendition of "Hey Girl" begs the question, "Sure, Ryan Gosling captured your heart when he ended racism by dancing in the 'Remember the Titans' locker room, but did he invite you into his living room to charge your iPhone?"