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<strike>an agitation</strike> a urination bias. Fixed it.

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Probably - like how most bottled water comes out of a tap somewhere. Caveat emptor and all that. But unlike the tap water ice his glacial ice was blue. Which is way cooler in your lemonade.

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Call it the Large Hardon collider. Now you won't think of it any other way.

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ISWYDT...

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I love the show, but found the recent attempts to create interest in unrelated political matters by referencing the show, because its the pop cultural touchstone of the week, to be just plain terrible.

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"Death panels!"

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"I'd rather be 'right' than, uh, right."

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SteveZodiacLIBEL!!!!1!!1!!

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<blockquote>Needless to say, Stoned Kid was forcibly replaced by a more able driver soon after and we all made it safely through that night. Sometimes you have to recognize who’s able to cope with reality and who isn’t.</blockquote> WARNING: I brake for hallucinations.

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I found a copy of it on a Tokyo commuter train once. Not much text, mostly drawings.

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Re: Dr. Oh's.

I want to verify those claims with my friend Damon.

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And following an exhaustive Google Search, they found a study to back them up on that on Page 189 of the results.

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I'm growing squid in my kitchen... well I think they're squid. Do squid like to watch Adult Swim?

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I learn so much at Wonquette!!!!

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Thank you for not trying to shoehorn "Breaking Bad" references into your post.

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I did a double take when I thought that said "David Brooks" for a second.

And might I also recommend "Rule and Ruin" by Geoffrey Kabaservice?

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