Could Twitter Improve Your Drinking Skills?

What do you call a bunch of D.C. drunks who also do the "tweets" with the "twitter" on the landlines or whatever? Twestival! It is for charity, so it's okay. And it happens tonight, you twits.

This is an actual thing, "Washington Twestival." You can tell it's an actual thing because it has a Facebook page. And to prove it's a charity fundraiser, there is a quote from Barack Obama, about how you should only drink for charity.

There are many half-priced drinks, so your $15 ticket will basically pay for itself as long as youdrinkquicklyresponsibly.It's at Local 16, tonight, 6-11PM.