Coulter's Pie Hole

We've been hearing about this all day:

Men Nail Conservative Ann Coulter With Pies

That is, of course, pretty much the only way she's going to get nailed. Unless she actually eats the pies. . . As it is, Coulter herself gloated that the men in question did not nail her at all: "From that far away they can't even hit me?" Yeah. What pussies. She continued, "Would it take so much to gouge someone's eyes out? You don't even need a hunting license."

 Columnist Coulter pelted with pies [UPI]

 Men Nail Conservative Ann Coulter With Pies [NBC4i.com]