Couple Who Waits 9 Years To Open Wedding Present Gets A Rude Awakening. Tabs, Wed., June 10, 2020

Hope it wasn't a puppy. It's TABS!

If the Swedish press conference is at 9: 30 a.m. Swedes Standard Time, it has presumably already happened by now. Let me know in the comments if it was the CIA or South Africa.

Big news from Sweden as media reporting that murder weapon used to assassinate Prime Minister Olof Palme in 1986 wa… https: //t.co/J1OhWzcgTy

— Christian Christensen (@Christian Christensen) 1591657571.0 

April Ryan says it is indeed Stephen Miller who's writing Trump's race speech. You go with the Nazi you have, not the Nazi you want. — American Urban Radio Networks 

The rush to redefine 'defund the police.' No, people on TV, we do mean it. (The New Republic) 

Stupid Joe Biden made me cry.

Grief is a heavy burden to bear — and it's even harder with the eyes of the world watching. I know. But that burden… https: //t.co/HCgYVHvL0v

— Joe Biden (@Joe Biden) 1591728600.0 

Stupid baby-names website made me cry. — Babynames.co m

Who saw "Black Lives Matter has highest approval of any political organization in the US" coming? (Civiqs) 

How we devalue black property too, as in African American people's homes, proved with math. — Vox 

Confederate statues comin' down errrrewhere. (News4Jax) 

Fitness enthusiasm is fascist. (Sorry Callyson.) Crossfit CEO told staff we're "not mourning" George Floyd. — Buzzfeed 

Bobby James Moore, who's intellectually disabled, has been released from a Texas prison three years after the Supreme Court determined no, Texas, you can't execute him. (Appeal) 

Georgia's election yestertoday was fuuuuuuubar. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) 

Is $874 million a LOT to pay health care execs while they lay off doctors and nurses who were walking around in literal garbage bags? Maybe. — New York Times 

OLD TAB! Journalistic "objectivity" is bullshit, it didn't even exist as a concept until the 1920s, and Republicans have been gaming it since McCarthy. (Time) 

Oh hey, guess what?

By which I mean, guess what?

You'll never guess who Tucker is mad at https: //t.co/KoWLAYgOpU

— nikki mccann ramírez (@nikki mccann ramírez) 1591747520.0 

BRB, gonna make a Pimm's cup. 

Okay bye.

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