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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I’d like to go back and count over 24 years plus 4 in ROTC, but I had a break in service and I think all my early records are here:

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I’ve always wanted to ask an anti-vax-idiot, “If I’m holding a gun, and I swear to you it is not loaded, you would be fine with my pointing it at your face and pulling the trigger, right? Because my gun, my choice, right?”

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DrBDH's avatar

I am heartened to read about a Federal judge who understands that facts are important in applying legal reasoning to a complaint, unlike the red-nosed reindeers on the Supreme Klavern where appearing before the bar means accepting any drunken claim of pseudoscience and mysticism if presented with a Southern drawl.

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DrBDH's avatar

Wendy Molyneux is Roy Kent's alter ego.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Wait..... Law enforcement does not enforce illegal 'morality' laws.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

A planned Parenthood on every corner.Reject their sperm. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

I've read that book.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Dragging my spouse for the booster.

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Lawyers, Guns n' Money's avatar

Thanks to me doing my own research on Facebook and esteemed blogs that give all kinds of great medical advice, I've found three bullet-proof prophylactic treatments that work 100 percent!

1) Eat Brussels sprouts regularly2) Knock on wood at least once daily3) Wave around a monkey paw on a stick while performing chants and incantations

I know these measures work because I have yet to contract COVID.

Sure, being doubly vaxxed and boosted, wearing a mask and practicing good hygiene might have played a small part, but my money's on the monkey paw.

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Trendin_Quarentino_Movies's avatar

Traitors for sale or rentVotes to buy 50 cents

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

I'm old enough to remember that joke when it was young. Also golf ball, garden hose.

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Desperate Ambrose's avatar

Not Jenkins's best work, but still a fun read!

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Marlon Rando  🇺🇦's avatar

I upvote your second!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

good thing its winter and there is no shortage of ice for that burn....

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

they would not understand the correlation of that argument

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