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fuflans's avatar

yeah this is more MN Cook underage courting than IL Cook underage courting. the IL Cook underage courting would be less necklaces / txting and more hog butchers and fucking golden shit.

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Mahousu's avatar

You'll have to excuse her - she's from Barcelona.

(Well, ok, "in" rather than "from.")

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Shypixel's avatar

I HATED Resse Witherspoon after seeing that movie, and movies rarely elicit strong emotions from me.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Not for giving swimming lessons.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently the problem was he didn't keep to himself.

Your post reminds me of George Carlin's classic line about serial killers. "A loner. They always say 'He was a loner.' Of course he was. He killed everybody he knew."

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Much better Elfman et. al. than Winger...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Like "Hard Candy" for the two-ought-10's ?

No, huh?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who does he think he is - Ted Nugent?

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Shypixel's avatar

17? Isn't that like 50 in Woman Years?

But seriously, how does this guy keep his job?

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Shypixel's avatar

If you are 17, then you're not.

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schmannity's avatar

Larry Craig approves. Come to Minnesota to get your weird on.

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Shypixel's avatar

I feel really really bad for Ellen Page. The poor girl will never have a boyfriend that isn't at least part pedophile, seeing as how she perpetually looks like she is 12.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Great band.

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