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fuflans's avatar

yeah this is more MN Cook underage courting than IL Cook underage courting. the IL Cook underage courting would be less necklaces / txting and more hog butchers and fucking golden shit.

Mahousu's avatar

You'll have to excuse her - she's from Barcelona.

(Well, ok, "in" rather than "from.")

Shypixel's avatar

I HATED Resse Witherspoon after seeing that movie, and movies rarely elicit strong emotions from me.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Not for giving swimming lessons.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently the problem was he didn't keep to himself.

Your post reminds me of George Carlin's classic line about serial killers. "A loner. They always say 'He was a loner.' Of course he was. He killed everybody he knew."

Chris Grrr's avatar

Much better Elfman et. al. than Winger...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Like "Hard Candy" for the two-ought-10's ?

No, huh?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Who does he think he is - Ted Nugent?

Shypixel's avatar

17? Isn't that like 50 in Woman Years?

But seriously, how does this guy keep his job?

Shypixel's avatar

If you are 17, then you're not.

schmannity's avatar

Larry Craig approves. Come to Minnesota to get your weird on.

Shypixel's avatar

I feel really really bad for Ellen Page. The poor girl will never have a boyfriend that isn't at least part pedophile, seeing as how she perpetually looks like she is 12.