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⪠We told the squadrons to keep their distance, And laughed like tyrants - at O's insistence â¬
It's a sad day when I miss Ken Starr's quixotic pursuit of six-degrees involvement in what was, at its base, a genuine scam that cost actual people real money.
Now if only <a href="http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0097125\/" target="_blank">Kevin Bacon</a> had ever played a lawyer...