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Caepan's avatar

Oh, I would gladly offer prayers. Just not in the way they would like.

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Caepan's avatar

Look at how it stops all those shootings!

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

that's funnyhere's what I was thinking - it's from a blog called Mudflats

You remember this contretemps? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Maybe's avatar

Ring, ring.

Ring, ring.

Get out now! The COVID is coming from inside the (White) House!

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RickK's avatar

I'm not familiar. I'll have to check it out. :)

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

it's all here - you can even buy the tshirt!

http://www.themudflats.net/...

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

If the 70’s were his “personal Vietnam,” I should think fighting Covid without a mask is his “personal Bay of Pigs.”

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anotherangle01's avatar

How many Bay of Pigs can one Dear Leader have in a week???1. Your answer above, and the White House staff are getting blindsided by the virus just the invaders in Cuba.2. The very recent Bay of Pigs cosplay in Venezuela.https://www.wonkette.com/su...3. Let's not try for a #3.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

It’s the same belief that “tough guys don’t get sick” that the asshole in the cubicle next to you has and then he gives everyone in the office the flu.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Some grad student in epidemiology is planning out his dissertation on COVID spread and political affiliation even now, methinks

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

When I went to the grocery store on Friday at least a third of people we aren’t wearing despite a sign. I assume the manager was tired of arguing and just said screw it. In other news, I’m not going to the grocery store for a while now.

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Amethyst 💙♌🍀🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Mother Nature is listening and watching. She's pissed.

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Heavy Armor's avatar

It all depends on whether they get their nation-wide immunity from lawsuits, too.

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Amethyst 💙♌🍀🏴‍☠️'s avatar

What dirt Jared have on Trump that he can control him?

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

I don’t think he actually is a germaphobe. I don’t think a germaphobe would act like this (nor would a real germaphobe be so cool with having unprotected sex with porn stars, I assume). I honestly think for him that’s just a more socially acceptable way of saying he doesn’t want to touch the dirty peasants.

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Amethyst 💙♌🍀🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Costco, the Navy Exchange, and DECA (the Commissary) are requiring face coverings to enter.

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