CPAC: Coulter Gets Drudgey With It

Such an exciting surprise guest appearance at the Conservative Political Action Conference! Matt Drudge, our own personal hero and the internet's dirtiest gossip -- and the only reason we ever watch C-SPAN -- showed up for Ann Coulter's speech, according to Real Wonkette. (Of course, she forgot to bring me back a lock of what little remains of his beautiful hair . Oh Matt, my little quiche...)

So sweet of him to show! Just to keep ol' Ann company up on stage during this difficult time -- we do realize she's out of her element at CPAC, as she hasn't been around that many heterosexual men in years.—C.S.