Our CPAC mental sodomy adventures can best be summarized in the above "flipcam" footage, filmed at great personal risk during a Friday night CPAC sexytime party: Newt Gingrich's latest (?) choose-your-own Homosexual Agenda Adventure paperback was discovered in a tampon receptacle.
Wait, 'Found in a tampon receptacle' and, 'at CPAC.' Same difference.
Wrong on so many levels.
Riley, you are my new hero.
Now that’s journalism!
Here I sit Broken-hearted; Tried to pee, But then Breitbarted.
Who knew this was the "secular socialist machine" his book was actually going to stop?
Opposites attract disproved!