Cranky Sarah Palin Did Not Want to Go to Your Nerd Prom, Anyway

Grifter quitter slob Sarah Palin made her own White House Correspondents Dinner joke, guys! We are going to be optimistic and speculate that she has evolved to a new level of self-awareness. Why else would she be joking about how hard "our asses" are working when everyone knows Sarah Palin doesn't have a job?

Just kidding. As the most bitter scold in America, Sarah Palin will now remind you, on her Facebook page, that all fucking fun was cancelled the minute she was not elected to Vice President:

Yuk it up media and pols. While America is buried in taxes and a fight for our rights, the permanent political class in DC dresses up and has a prom to make fun of themselves. No need for that, we get the real joke.

(Side note: WOW PROJECTION.)

We see what's really going on here. She doesn't like competition. Sarah Palin is the only person authorized to goof around using everyone else's hard-earned cash.

 [Salon]