Crazed British Princess Wanted To Be American First Lady

 
 According to one of the non-Prince Charles guys who humped her back when she was still alive, the delusional Princess Diana wasn't satisfied being, you know, a member of the British Royal Family and the eventual Queen of the whole freakin' kingdom.

She wanted to be the U.S. first lady, too. The plan was to marryDonald Trumpan unnamed New York billionaire she was screwing (or planning to screw), and then he would run for president, and he'd magically win because of his completely insane ex-princess wife, and she'd get to redecorate the White House.

Seriously, this is how these people think. This is why the guillotine was invented. 

 Diana Wanted to Become America's First Lady, Butler Says [ABC News]