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sounds like her halftime show...

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one last Cohiba?

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Did someone say <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=cTrOb8zyrZk" target="_blank">Armageddon</a>?

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Drama.

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And remarkably enough, even though there were 14(?) victims, none of them was killed.

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when they ran out of room in Idaho

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The country without an army. How can the wingnuts live with such strange priorities?

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yeah but you had strawberry daiquiris.

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one of my most fav onion headlines ever:

30 punk bands change name to miami relatives.

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Taking a boat to Cuba? In my young days it had to be a hijacked plane.

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Hey, Wingnuts! Do you think they could be going to Cuba for the healthcare?

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Kids are so expensive.

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Worst vacation ever.

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