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She seems nice.
Y'all, this transgender bathroom business might be starting to get a little bit ridiculous. Mini-hordes of aggrieved right-wing Christians have actually been convinced by the never-dishonest religious right that Target, most corporations, and all liberals actually want THEIR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS to get raped in the bathroom. Is this a reasonable belief? Of course not! But they believe it, because They R Dumb.
And so we have this nice lady, rampaging through a Target with her TWELVE KIDS, yelling at anyone who will listen about how everybody needs to wait until they get home to pee, 'less they want the Devil to literally rape their kids. Here's how she gets started:
ATTENTION, TARGET CUSTOMERS!
Big sale on Kibbles? Clean-up in aisle 6? No, just kidding, she has a message, which we will transcribe in full because it's just that bugfuck insane:
Do not be deceived! Target would have you believe with their Mother's Day displays that they love mothers and children! This is a deception! This is not love! And they've proven it by opening their bathrooms to perverted men! I am a mother of 12, and I am very disgusted by this wicked practice!
Target does not protect mothers and children! Mothers, get your children out of this store! Mothers, have enough decency to get out of this store! It's a dangerous place! This is not loving! What Target has done is very hateful! It's hateful towards families! It's hateful towards mothers! It's hateful towards children!
America, when are you going to wake up? When are you going to stand up for the right things for America? Are you going to let the Devil rape your children, America? It's time to stand up and have a voice! Instead of bowing to the homosexual perverted agenda that's taking over this nation! You need to run and flee this place!
I wouldn't spend a penny of my money here! This is wicked! This is confusion! This is twisted! This is ... abominable in the sight of God! It's evil!!!
There is also a man at the end who yells "Repent! The judgment of God is coming on this nation AND TARGET!" It's unclear who he is. Maybe he is the lady's husband, or maybe they are just fucking, or maybe it's one of the lady's children, we do not know.
So! We feel something almost like pity for this woman, actually. She is so brainwashed, and she seems so very confused why other people in the store are looking at her and her brood like they are insane. Don't they know about the Devil and how he is in the bathroom right now, applying make-up and lying in wait so he can diddle all the unsuspecting girls? WHOA IF TRUE, right?
[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/kentucky-clerk-lady-already-going-to-hell"></a>[/wonkbar]It's not fucking true, and all sane people with a basic grasp on reality know that. But, and you'll pardon us for noticing the obvious here, doesn't she kind of remind you of Kentucky clerk Kim Davis? Maybe it's the long braid and her dumb-assed certainty that there is an invisible spiritual war being waged between God and the Devil and somehow it is all happening at Target and how she's pretty sure she HAS to warn people, just like Kim Davis just knew she would roast in hell for all eternity if she signed a gay marriage license.
The point to remember is that these paste-eating ding-dongs actually for real believe these things, and (more) trans people are going to get hurt as a result. So, good work, rightwing imbecile Christians, y'all just keep spreadin' that Love O' Christ around!
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Crazy Christian Lady Sick And Tired Of Satan Raping Her Babies At Target
How I pity her poor kids
i don't know, she might have a point...