Suburban Minnesota monster Michele Bachmann is celebrating her 55th birthday today, probably by playing "pin the gun on the Kenyan." When the certifiably insane foster-baby farmer won her congressional district seat back in 2006 (the "Year of the Democrats," haha), who knew that she was less a clownish anomaly than the
Pretty sure she's 155 years old, because she acts she was born in 1856 before the Civil War ruined everything. (But after she believes the Founding Fathers freed the slaves.)
Another sad thing: these people don't believe in psychology, either, so their children's psychic injuries will set the tone for future generations of home-schooled, therapy-less, atavistic trogs with deep reservoirs of rageful resentment fueling self-righteous chips on their shoulders. And enormous mylar bags of chips on top of their refrigerators, too.
[God, I <i>hate</i> my parents for being such religious fanatics!]
Here&#039;s a few of those &quot;physical objects&quot; that make you not believe the bible: - malaria - Devil&#039;s Tower Wyoming - George W. Bush - 9mm Glock with 30 round clips
On the other hand, I think cinnamon rolls are divine.
And her age is what qualifies her for higher office. From Fox News:<i> &quot;Again, I haven&#039;t made the decision [to run], but I do have a very broad extensive background,&quot; she said. &quot;I&#039;m a student of many years, I&#039;ve studied a number, a wide berth of topics. I sit currently on the Intelligence Committee, we deal with the classified secrets and with the unrest that&#039;s occurring around the world. I also sit on the financial services committee. But again, I&#039;ve lived life. Tomorrow I&#039;ll be celebrating my 55th birthday.&quot; &quot;Wow,&quot; O&#039;Reilly interjected when he heard her age. &quot;I&#039;ve had a wide extensive life and again my background is a very practical, solution-oriented&quot; one, she added. </i>
Pretty sure she&#039;s 155 years old, because she acts she was born in 1856 before the Civil War ruined everything. (But after she believes the Founding Fathers freed the slaves.)
Lizzie,
We were neighbor&#039;s. I live on West Mary Street, near the School for the Deaf.
More like 666.
[Redacted] I&#039;ve been downfisted already! Surely The Beast walks this Earth.
Today we are all crazy-eyed aging Ice Princesses begging for contributions while we blow out our 55 candles...
i do not like her.
that is all.
Would the Canadians consider that an act of war?
I just imagine that her top contributors get control to a robotic dildo.
Ever see her try to sit in a chair?
Fokker family is this generations Family Vacation movies.
Another sad thing: these people don&#039;t believe in psychology, either, so their children&#039;s psychic injuries will set the tone for future generations of home-schooled, therapy-less, atavistic trogs with deep reservoirs of rageful resentment fueling self-righteous chips on their shoulders. And enormous mylar bags of chips on top of their refrigerators, too.
[God, I <i>hate</i> my parents for being such religious fanatics!]
&quot;duckface&quot;? I never thought about how close the &quot;d&quot; and the &quot;f&quot; are on the keyboard.
Wink Martindale?
MB need to go on Hannity drunk and show us her profile. Then she can claim the Kathryn Harris Boob award.
Here&#039;s a few of those &quot;physical objects&quot; that make you not believe the bible: - malaria - Devil&#039;s Tower Wyoming - George W. Bush - 9mm Glock with 30 round clips
On the other hand, I think cinnamon rolls are divine.
&quot;We&#039;re running out of rich people in this country.&quot; Michele Bachmann, February 14, 2009
And her age is what qualifies her for higher office. From Fox News:<i> &quot;Again, I haven&#039;t made the decision [to run], but I do have a very broad extensive background,&quot; she said. &quot;I&#039;m a student of many years, I&#039;ve studied a number, a wide berth of topics. I sit currently on the Intelligence Committee, we deal with the classified secrets and with the unrest that&#039;s occurring around the world. I also sit on the financial services committee. But again, I&#039;ve lived life. Tomorrow I&#039;ll be celebrating my 55th birthday.&quot; &quot;Wow,&quot; O&#039;Reilly interjected when he heard her age. &quot;I&#039;ve had a wide extensive life and again my background is a very practical, solution-oriented&quot; one, she added. </i>
Big thumbs up! Props to your daughter and to her awesome parents.