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Pretty sure she's 155 years old, because she acts she was born in 1856 before the Civil War ruined everything. (But after she believes the Founding Fathers freed the slaves.)

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Lizzie,

We were neighbor's. I live on West Mary Street, near the School for the Deaf.

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More like 666.

[Redacted] I've been downfisted already! Surely The Beast walks this Earth.

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Today we are all crazy-eyed aging Ice Princesses begging for contributions while we blow out our 55 candles...

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i do not like her.

that is all.

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Would the Canadians consider that an act of war?

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I just imagine that her top contributors get control to a robotic dildo.

Ever see her try to sit in a chair?

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Fokker family is this generations Family Vacation movies.

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Another sad thing: these people don't believe in psychology, either, so their children's psychic injuries will set the tone for future generations of home-schooled, therapy-less, atavistic trogs with deep reservoirs of rageful resentment fueling self-righteous chips on their shoulders. And enormous mylar bags of chips on top of their refrigerators, too.

[God, I <i>hate</i> my parents for being such religious fanatics!]

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"duckface"? I never thought about how close the "d" and the "f" are on the keyboard.

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Wink Martindale?

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MB need to go on Hannity drunk and show us her profile. Then she can claim the Kathryn Harris Boob award.

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Here's a few of those "physical objects" that make you not believe the bible: - malaria - Devil's Tower Wyoming - George W. Bush - 9mm Glock with 30 round clips

On the other hand, I think cinnamon rolls are divine.

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"We're running out of rich people in this country." Michele Bachmann, February 14, 2009

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And her age is what qualifies her for higher office. From Fox News:<i> "Again, I haven't made the decision [to run], but I do have a very broad extensive background," she said. "I'm a student of many years, I've studied a number, a wide berth of topics. I sit currently on the Intelligence Committee, we deal with the classified secrets and with the unrest that's occurring around the world. I also sit on the financial services committee. But again, I've lived life. Tomorrow I'll be celebrating my 55th birthday." "Wow," O'Reilly interjected when he heard her age. "I've had a wide extensive life and again my background is a very practical, solution-oriented" one, she added. </i>

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Big thumbs up! Props to your daughter and to her awesome parents.

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