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OneDemin EOr's avatar

You also have my sincere sympathy.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

She's not very good at it. She's always getting bit and swelling up.

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OneDemin EOr's avatar

That was the only way she could out-do the curse of the presidency.As Bush survived his first term, it appears to have worked.

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Bellis's avatar

Nice.

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the prophet sleeps tonight...

The funny thing about God is that he always agrees completely with the views of the person who is telling you what God thinks.

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blaid droog's avatar

I walked eight miles from home to my favorite record shop to buy this forty five. I was fourteen and a sixteen mile round trip walk was nothing.

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blaid droog's avatar

Isn't getting old fun? So many sappy memories.

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docterry6973's avatar

There's a Toledo in Spain? Is that a franchise, like Sports Cuts? Do the Mud Hens play a few home games there?

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Ruhe's avatar

Strong medicine. Thanks.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

YABBA DABBA DOO!

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Jamsie's avatar

Poor soul. I hope she gets the meds she needs.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

I love him. I'm moving to Toledo (Ohio, not Spain) just so I can listen to him on the magic box in my car. Plus, the whole speaking in tongues thing is perfect. I mean, after listening to politicians speaking out of both sides of their mouths for so long and not saying anything meaningful, it's refreshing to just have it right out front like that. She should be committed, however. But not with votes. That would probably be bad for Toledo (Ohio, not Spain).

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

I noticed that too. He's always on the side of the sportsball team that wins, too, also, as such. I'd love to go to Vegas with him (or is that Him?...Her?) sometime.

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O4FSake's avatar

She is also familiar with the trouser trout.

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amb310's avatar

Always nice to see a fellow Frogtown'ite. Now I have someone to cry with on Wonkette when our fellow Toledoians are An Idiots.

Which is like, most of the time. I love the place, but man are some of us dumb as hell.

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O4FSake's avatar

It takes a thick Sharpie to do those eyebrows.

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