Jesus's favorite prophet. Wonkers, are you ready to meet your new best friend? Her name is Opal Covey, she is 75 years old, and she is running for mayor of Toledo (Ohio, not Spain, geography nerds). You excited yet? Did we mention how she speaks in tongues and how she says she's a prophetess who talks to Jesus directly, probably on her Obamaphone? In fact,
I love him. I'm moving to Toledo (Ohio, not Spain) just so I can listen to him on the magic box in my car. Plus, the whole speaking in tongues thing is perfect. I mean, after listening to politicians speaking out of both sides of their mouths for so long and not saying anything meaningful, it's refreshing to just have it right out front like that. She should be committed, however. But not with votes. That would probably be bad for Toledo (Ohio, not Spain).
I noticed that too. He's always on the side of the sportsball team that wins, too, also, as such. I'd love to go to Vegas with him (or is that Him?...Her?) sometime.
You also have my sincere sympathy.
She's not very good at it. She's always getting bit and swelling up.
That was the only way she could out-do the curse of the presidency.As Bush survived his first term, it appears to have worked.
Nice.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the prophet sleeps tonight...
The funny thing about God is that he always agrees completely with the views of the person who is telling you what God thinks.
I walked eight miles from home to my favorite record shop to buy this forty five. I was fourteen and a sixteen mile round trip walk was nothing.
Isn't getting old fun? So many sappy memories.
There's a Toledo in Spain? Is that a franchise, like Sports Cuts? Do the Mud Hens play a few home games there?
Strong medicine. Thanks.
YABBA DABBA DOO!
Poor soul. I hope she gets the meds she needs.
I love him. I'm moving to Toledo (Ohio, not Spain) just so I can listen to him on the magic box in my car. Plus, the whole speaking in tongues thing is perfect. I mean, after listening to politicians speaking out of both sides of their mouths for so long and not saying anything meaningful, it's refreshing to just have it right out front like that. She should be committed, however. But not with votes. That would probably be bad for Toledo (Ohio, not Spain).
I noticed that too. He's always on the side of the sportsball team that wins, too, also, as such. I'd love to go to Vegas with him (or is that Him?...Her?) sometime.
She is also familiar with the trouser trout.
Always nice to see a fellow Frogtown'ite. Now I have someone to cry with on Wonkette when our fellow Toledoians are An Idiots.
Which is like, most of the time. I love the place, but man are some of us dumb as hell.
It takes a thick Sharpie to do those eyebrows.