In a bravura performance of the "I Know You Are but What Am I" suite today, Louisiana Gov. Bobby "Volcano Monitoring Is Dumb" Jindal attacked the Obama administration for being a big bunch of "science deniers" who don't have the good sense to drill for oil everywhere and get all the oil and coal and burn it up quick quick for prosperity, and so we're all going to die in the cold and the wolves will get us. We're summarizing a little, there.
Iffen you all would quit fucking sun bathing it wouldn't be so hot we could allow the sun to take a few days off to curb the warming but no you all got to get your tan on so its all your fault plus Obama's
<blockquote>The aide said that guys like me were &quot;in what we call the reality-based community,&quot; which he defined as people who &quot;believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.&quot; ... &quot;That&#039;s not the way the world really works anymore,&quot; he continued. &quot;We&#039;re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you&#039;re studying that reality&mdash;judiciously, as you will&mdash;we&#039;ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that&#039;s how things will sort out. We&#039;re history&#039;s actors&hellip;and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.&quot; </blockquote> ~ Ron Suskind, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/10\/17\/magazine\/17BUSH.html\?ex=1255665600&amp\;en=890a96189e162076&amp\;ei=5090&amp\;partner=rssuserland&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank"> &quot;Faith, Certainty and the Presidency of George W. Bush&quot;</a> New York Times Magazine, October 17, 2004
Some states and governors evolve, some don&#039;t. I like to think of Louisiana as the Union&#039;s Cro-Magnon cousin. Others are Neanderthals--looking at you, Mississippi.
i'm no economist, but isn't the nation's economy doing a little better now than it did while that last fuckhead was in office?
<i>Captain, the horta is a remarkably intelligent and sensitive creature... with impeccable taste.</i>
In other words, kind of the anti-RWNJ.
Iffen you all would quit fucking sun bathing it wouldn&#039;t be so hot we could allow the sun to take a few days off to curb the warming but no you all got to get your tan on so its all your fault plus Obama&#039;s
Completely out of context, this only makes sense at the wingnut convention.
Your unicorn should take off the beer goggles.
Not in Murrica, noodlehead.
Mighty free with the nerd-words, ain&#039;t ya?
FFS, do conservatives EVER actually answer a question?
Couldn&#039;t happen to a nicer place.
Right on, Bobby: you tell &#039;em, bro! No government is gonna tell us Americans what kind of house to live in!
Meanwhile, down there on the Gulf Coast, climate change, faster storms, and gas drilling have ensured that the next house youall live in is gonna be a boat: <a href="http://www.nola.com/environ..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nola.com/environment/index.ssf/2014/09...">http://www.nola.com/environ...
<blockquote>The aide said that guys like me were &quot;in what we call the reality-based community,&quot; which he defined as people who &quot;believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.&quot; ... &quot;That&#039;s not the way the world really works anymore,&quot; he continued. &quot;We&#039;re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you&#039;re studying that reality&mdash;judiciously, as you will&mdash;we&#039;ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that&#039;s how things will sort out. We&#039;re history&#039;s actors&hellip;and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.&quot; </blockquote> ~ Ron Suskind, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/10\/17\/magazine\/17BUSH.html\?ex=1255665600&amp\;en=890a96189e162076&amp\;ei=5090&amp\;partner=rssuserland&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank"> &quot;Faith, Certainty and the Presidency of George W. Bush&quot;</a> New York Times Magazine, October 17, 2004
I&#039;m a Bobby Jindal denier. Science has not yet proved that he&#039;s not a robotic sock puppet.
If only the cockroaches are left after climate change runs rampant, Bobby won&#039;t care, he can be reincarnated as a cockroach.
<i>science</i>
I don&#039;t think that word means what he thinks it means.
My unicorn thinks Bobby is really cute.
Some states and governors evolve, some don&#039;t. I like to think of Louisiana as the Union&#039;s Cro-Magnon cousin. Others are Neanderthals--looking at you, Mississippi.