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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

What an asshole - I can't imagine Disney World saying "yes, their youngest child was eaten by an alligator, but the rest of the family had a good time. and wishes to come back'

although that is a neat shirt

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motmelere's avatar

The only guy from Alabama I knew had a habit of getting fighting mad & taking his clothes off while talking shit. Glad to see he found Jesus.

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marshwren's avatar

Jerry Falwell Jr? Oh, wait--that's breaking the Commandments while witnessing porn.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

It's correct as AlabaMAN includes the proper gender.

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

You win the internets!

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Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

And yet here you are on Wonkette! Just goes to show that bullshit, repeated ad nauseam, will not stick if you have a brain.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks. That was hilarious. And snarky.

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Julian Roberts's avatar

Besides, when the lord jesus was asked what to do with Rome's demands for taxes, he himself said: give Cesar what is Cesar's and onto god what is of god. No tax free pass!.

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Ghost Shadow's avatar

Routers ¡!!!!!!!!!!!¡

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Ahem, acting out porn. 🤢

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

And beware of those smart thermostats.

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Good gravy, how ghastly! At least you have a pleasure of knowing he’s been to the slammer and may well go back.

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Why in the fuck is he allowed to stay in office??!💥💣 🗡 🐅 😠

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Psy-co-path. *shudders*

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Well, he’s obviously, since he’s just a grifter. Whereas the Ark Park grifters are at least legit crazy as well. It is my understanding.

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Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Consti-what now?

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