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Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

What an asshole - I can't imagine Disney World saying "yes, their youngest child was eaten by an alligator, but the rest of the family had a good time. and wishes to come back'

although that is a neat shirt

motmelere's avatar

The only guy from Alabama I knew had a habit of getting fighting mad & taking his clothes off while talking shit. Glad to see he found Jesus.

marshwren's avatar

Jerry Falwell Jr? Oh, wait--that's breaking the Commandments while witnessing porn.

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

It's correct as AlabaMAN includes the proper gender.

Major is my Spirit  Animal's avatar

And yet here you are on Wonkette! Just goes to show that bullshit, repeated ad nauseam, will not stick if you have a brain.

Zyxomma's avatar

Thanks. That was hilarious. And snarky.

Julian Roberts's avatar

Besides, when the lord jesus was asked what to do with Rome's demands for taxes, he himself said: give Cesar what is Cesar's and onto god what is of god. No tax free pass!.

Ghost Shadow's avatar

Routers ¡!!!!!!!!!!!¡

Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

And beware of those smart thermostats.

Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Good gravy, how ghastly! At least you have a pleasure of knowing he’s been to the slammer and may well go back.

Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Why in the fuck is he allowed to stay in office??!💥💣 🗡 🐅 😠

Eve Examines 🐈‍⬛'s avatar

Well, he’s obviously, since he’s just a grifter. Whereas the Ark Park grifters are at least legit crazy as well. It is my understanding.