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"Go back to the days when the Bible was Fun!"

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Mississippi comes to mind ...

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No Ark?

You're sayin' that ship hasn't sailed?

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The First Independent Church of Satan and Baseball welcomes persons of all age, race, sex, orientation, affiliation, and bloodtype! Nachos and beer for all!

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Bruce Dern can take care of the plants.

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I would be in favor of giving Ham and his acolytes an unlimited supply of <i>circa</i> 1500 B.C. tools, and a big-ass pile of logs, and letting them get to work, just like Noah and his family did. They could start by building that authentic biblical construction crane in the background. I'm sure bronze is good enough for the booms. And cranking that fucker around will ensure they all get plenty of exercise.

EDIT: no cheating, Ken! Even <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crane_\(machine\)#mediaviewer\/File:Tretkran_\(Bruegel\).jpg" target="_blank">this</a> is waaay too modern.

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“Anti-Christian activists” = "People who don't want to pay for your shitty fantasy park"

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Hi, I'm from the future http://wonkette.com/598232/...

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Does the K represent a dove or a seal?

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If they win in Court I believe we members of Wonkette should start our own religion and seek monies from Kentucky to build the Dr. Zoom House of Sin Study and a magic flying carpet. We can do that since Doc is ordained.

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He's smarter than that. If he did, then he'd have to put up with their bullshit

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NEEDS MOAR CUBITS

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God really fucked those guys on tax credits when He wrote the Constitution.

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The tires obviously. Where do I send the bill?

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Hartford has strict separation of Church and State*. However, there is no separation of Church Street and Trumbull or Main St. They intersect. ______________________________________ * Until 1818, the Congregationalist Church was the official state religion in Connecticut. After that the new state constitution allowed other Protestant congregations. It wasn't until 1843 that synagogues were legally permitted when the legislature passed a bill "that Jews who may desire to unite and form religious societies, shall have the same right, powers and privileges which are given to Christians of every denomination". That is what absence of church/state separation looks like.

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Too bad L. Ron ain't around anymore to give workshops on that.

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