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You know who ends up with an "ultimately meaningless existence"? Everyone who ever fought to hold the human race back from progress, that's who.

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Well, one of them could dance. Both were probably godless, god not having much to do with dancing sharks.

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Not if the desalinization plant is working properly. (Big "if"; ships are supposed to test the water but, you know, <i>profits</i>.)

Here's what's worse: “Each day an average cruise ship is at sea, it emits more sulfur dioxide than 13 million cars and more soot than one million cars.” -EPA report

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That would be the hymn by I. Ron Butterfly: <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=70c2ZqFCDm8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70c2ZqFCDm8">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Best part was the notation in the score: "17 minutes later"

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New Pope didn't "compromise" biblical authority, Ken. He told you to shove your biblical authority up your ass.

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The first part explains shows like 'Entertainment Tonight'.

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The one by I. Ron Maiden? Good times!

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My neighbor's named Gil!

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There are days when I wish we'd gone through with it.

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Hoagie Carmichael repented!

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Sounds about as effective as most of the religions I've heard of.

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There's a P-Town ferry? Who knew...

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I did think it was in poor taste to use President Kennedy's moving words to try to sell a boat trip.

But talking about poor taste in 2014 is probably just a big waste of my time...

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Guess that nice creationist lady never heard of a tuna taco. With a side order of thighs.

Or a red snapper...

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And nobody mention the recurrent laryngeal nerve. Seriously, the recurrent laryngeal nerve should not be discussed. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

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But what about Mitchell Parish?

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