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bobbert's avatar

The guy actually creates new material, doesn't he? I did not know that. Must check in more frequently.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

True...but really doesn't everything?

bobbert's avatar

YOU GUYS CUT THAT OUT!!!

Or at least throw in some French.

bobbert's avatar

Simultaneously Jewish and Muslim. Schroedinger's Religion?

bobbert's avatar

Dealy Lama LIBEL!!!!

PubOption's avatar

Probably Carlos Mencia. They might even think some of his jokes are funny.

WA Bishop's avatar

I wonder how many of these conspiracy theories began with some higher up in the military or intelligence community pulling someone's leg?

diogenez's avatar

Obama is an Iranian agent? But - isn't Willard an agent of Ba'al?

Joshua Norton's avatar

I’ve given up seeking a sane GOoPer. I’ll settle for one that remembers to take their meds when they should.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Not even a hat tip to fluoride in the water? I am disappoint...

fuflans's avatar

i don't know if Professor Kiefer mentioned it at all, but my favorite jacobean death is death by bible kissing.

though death by make-up is a close second.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

And dinner was my favourite meal too... :(

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So...Obama was in Dallas in November of '63?

Fartknocker's avatar

So I guess this means when don't need CBP or that danged fence on the U.S./Mexico border? Sweet. This will make it much easier for me to get more customers into my Abortionplex in Nogales, AZ.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I found a film clip and I think it's Avi Lapkin.. <a href="http://videosift.com/video/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://videosift.com/video/Firesign-Theater-Gover...">http://videosift.com/video/...

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Do the math, though...

Being a small child would be the perfect cover for being around the book depository that day, which doesn't surprise me since his mom would have to be in on the conspiracy as well...