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Paperless Tiger's avatar

I agree. Either that or they are like schools of fish, cause they all turn at the same time.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Also too, watch out for bitches throwing their self at your head.

hvdv's avatar

OMG it's Christian Grey come to life! Well. Maybe.

JAWs's avatar

Hmmm. A Republican that "believes" in global warming and now a CEO that believes in paying his workers fair wages? I guess the Opposite Sketches must have started when I wasn't looking.

Lizzietish81's avatar

I totally believe this, and Dodge is still at the bottom of the Triumvirate of American Cars.

TG's avatar

"Kicked out of capitalism"? That's a hoot -- this is pure capitalism. Just ask Ayn Rand! The very best capitalists do what it takes to keep their employees satisfied and producing top-level work. In "Atlas Shrugged" Henry Rearden and Dagny Taggart were titans of the steel and railroad industries and always paid their employees top dollar.

ThatDale's avatar

Speaking as a straight white male, I freely admit that I'd find Mr. Price attractive even if he were my age and even more out of shape, because he is a mensch. However, since he's a hottie, I'll freely admit that also too.

mailman27's avatar

And spoke in complete pages!

kfreed's avatar

"Dan Price is a fucking MENSCH."

Hella-Mensch. New Word:) Wading through endless corporate dreck day in and day out we luck out and stumble over a sparkly? I cannot lie: this story makes me HAPPY:)!

kfreed's avatar

Heh. Heh. Heh. You DO realize Atlas Shrugged is FICTION? Libertarian opportunists oppose labor like the plague. Libertarian Party founders: http://www.salon.com/2014/0...

Essential reading for liberals: "Found: Libertarians' "Lying To Liberals" Guide Book"https://www.nsfwcorp.com/di...

Nounverb911's avatar

Fox News to call him a communist in 3...2...1...

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

This is the best news story I have ever read about anything anywhere.

Nounverb911's avatar

Warren/Price 2016 please.