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Cismontane's avatar

One should out that this is the same Welfare Queen who allegedly practices exorcisms on his daycare charges (as well as his daughters). He has a promising future in the Carson Administration (or in Huckabee and Cruz administrations, for that matter).

Does he know Kim Davis? Josh Duggar?

Letmeatim's avatar

Someone needs to get a current picture of this steaming pile. He has tried to alter his appearance by removing most of his hair. Yet he still appears to be a mutant ninja turtle. (Apologies to the turtles)

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Apropo the article, I see that your tag is an anagram for "ain't all a derp vomit". Such a nice mix of letters was too enticing.

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

We, sure, but most of us ain't pretty enough to sexxxytime webcams.

Marcinema's avatar

State and Federal funding. So, they are grifters, but that's OK, if you Grift For God. I wonder about the qualifications of the staff there, and if there is anything resembling, "oversight". Probably not. Hopefully no Jesus lovin' Duggaroos, on the payroll.

cessnadriver's avatar

Was is Carlin that wondered about christers making a big deal out of christ making a blind guy see. His response: why didn't the jeebus just cure fucking blindness?

doktorzoom's avatar

No, but once he was moved in, he said "Home. This must be the place"

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Jared does have better suits.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Or any tailor at all.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

This Arkansas. The licence won't get pulled, and he will probably be voted best daycare provider in the greater Dumbfuckistan metropolitan area. Or what passed for a town.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

He got fired? Does this mean he is going to get some re-homed children of his own?

indiegoddess's avatar

Read Death bird by Harlan Ellison if you haven't yet!

Mintie's avatar

That's who he looks like!

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

The wonderful world of deregulation and letting corporations do as they please based on their own self interest, folks! Give yourselves a hand for being even dumber than normal conservatards....

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

He was found in the shed behind the church boning the lamb from the Christmas creche.