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One should out that this is the same Welfare Queen who allegedly practices exorcisms on his daycare charges (as well as his daughters). He has a promising future in the Carson Administration (or in Huckabee and Cruz administrations, for that matter).

Does he know Kim Davis? Josh Duggar?

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Someone needs to get a current picture of this steaming pile. He has tried to alter his appearance by removing most of his hair. Yet he still appears to be a mutant ninja turtle. (Apologies to the turtles)

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Apropo the article, I see that your tag is an anagram for "ain't all a derp vomit". Such a nice mix of letters was too enticing.

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We, sure, but most of us ain't pretty enough to sexxxytime webcams.

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State and Federal funding. So, they are grifters, but that's OK, if you Grift For God. I wonder about the qualifications of the staff there, and if there is anything resembling, "oversight". Probably not. Hopefully no Jesus lovin' Duggaroos, on the payroll.

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Was is Carlin that wondered about christers making a big deal out of christ making a blind guy see. His response: why didn't the jeebus just cure fucking blindness?

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No, but once he was moved in, he said "Home. This must be the place"

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Jared does have better suits.

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Or any tailor at all.

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This Arkansas. The licence won't get pulled, and he will probably be voted best daycare provider in the greater Dumbfuckistan metropolitan area. Or what passed for a town.

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He got fired? Does this mean he is going to get some re-homed children of his own?

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Read Death bird by Harlan Ellison if you haven't yet!

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That is awesome.

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That's who he looks like!

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The wonderful world of deregulation and letting corporations do as they please based on their own self interest, folks! Give yourselves a hand for being even dumber than normal conservatards....

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He was found in the shed behind the church boning the lamb from the Christmas creche.

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