Well, it would be pretty damned odd if the movie they had not seen <i>did</i> &quot;satisfy their entertainment needs.&quot; What moran asked these questions?
I&#039;m pretty sure the old man promised not to flood the earth again. That&#039;s how the Xtards just <i>know</i> that sea levels aren&#039;t rising.
And tortoises . . . different ones on each island. Did he have, like, a delivery manifest for all these critters?
&quot;OK guys, that&#039;s if for the penguins.&quot; [Looks dubiously at ten thousand hungry leopard seals, all staring at the penguins, who seem nervous.] &quot;Next up are these white bears . . . [checking papers] ... let&#039;s see where they go . . . <i>oh for fuck&#039;s sake!</i>&quot;
you win
Noah&#039;s Ark is in Wisconsin Dells, so who knows?
silly heathens, that&#039;s why God created Fed-Ex
The good, the bad and the pious
is that today&#039;s excuse?
only if Trix is buying
J/K Happy birthday Rebecca!
The same people who buy lottery tickets - those who suck at math.
Dairy Queen should be able to refuse them service. Oh wait...
Well, it would be pretty damned odd if the movie they had not seen <i>did</i> &quot;satisfy their entertainment needs.&quot; What moran asked these questions?
Whoosh! How many candles did you blow out with that one?
Happy B-day, &#039;Trix!
He was probably happy when all those annoying kids got washed off his lawn.
I&#039;m pretty sure the old man promised not to flood the earth again. That&#039;s how the Xtards just <i>know</i> that sea levels aren&#039;t rising.
That&#039;s a cubette. Totally different thing.
Not a fan of the <i>Alien</i> movies?
I can never figure out if the cubits are fresh. They make buying cantaloupes look easy.
And tortoises . . . different ones on each island. Did he have, like, a delivery manifest for all these critters?
&quot;OK guys, that&#039;s if for the penguins.&quot; [Looks dubiously at ten thousand hungry leopard seals, all staring at the penguins, who seem nervous.] &quot;Next up are these white bears . . . [checking papers] ... let&#039;s see where they go . . . <i>oh for fuck&#039;s sake!</i>&quot;