Getting hyped for the Biblical Spectacular Spectacular that is Noah? How can you not be? It's Russell Crowe plus the Old Testament! It is Gladiator on steroids! It has Hermione Granger in it! Surely with all this starpower, the Pope will want to check this out, right? Russell Crowe wants to ensure he does.
Well, it would be pretty damned odd if the movie they had not seen <i>did</i> &quot;satisfy their entertainment needs.&quot; What moran asked these questions?
I&#039;m pretty sure the old man promised not to flood the earth again. That&#039;s how the Xtards just <i>know</i> that sea levels aren&#039;t rising.
And tortoises . . . different ones on each island. Did he have, like, a delivery manifest for all these critters?
&quot;OK guys, that&#039;s if for the penguins.&quot; [Looks dubiously at ten thousand hungry leopard seals, all staring at the penguins, who seem nervous.] &quot;Next up are these white bears . . . [checking papers] ... let&#039;s see where they go . . . <i>oh for fuck&#039;s sake!</i>&quot;
you win
Noah&#039;s Ark is in Wisconsin Dells, so who knows?
silly heathens, that&#039;s why God created Fed-Ex
The good, the bad and the pious
is that today&#039;s excuse?
only if Trix is buying
J/K Happy birthday Rebecca!
The same people who buy lottery tickets - those who suck at math.
Dairy Queen should be able to refuse them service. Oh wait...
Well, it would be pretty damned odd if the movie they had not seen <i>did</i> &quot;satisfy their entertainment needs.&quot; What moran asked these questions?
Whoosh! How many candles did you blow out with that one?
Happy B-day, &#039;Trix!
He was probably happy when all those annoying kids got washed off his lawn.
I&#039;m pretty sure the old man promised not to flood the earth again. That&#039;s how the Xtards just <i>know</i> that sea levels aren&#039;t rising.
That&#039;s a cubette. Totally different thing.
Not a fan of the <i>Alien</i> movies?
I can never figure out if the cubits are fresh. They make buying cantaloupes look easy.
And tortoises . . . different ones on each island. Did he have, like, a delivery manifest for all these critters?
&quot;OK guys, that&#039;s if for the penguins.&quot; [Looks dubiously at ten thousand hungry leopard seals, all staring at the penguins, who seem nervous.] &quot;Next up are these white bears . . . [checking papers] ... let&#039;s see where they go . . . <i>oh for fuck&#039;s sake!</i>&quot;