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you win

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Noah's Ark is in Wisconsin Dells, so who knows?

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silly heathens, that's why God created Fed-Ex

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The good, the bad and the pious

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is that today's excuse?

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only if Trix is buying

J/K Happy birthday Rebecca!

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The same people who buy lottery tickets - those who suck at math.

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Dairy Queen should be able to refuse them service. Oh wait...

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Well, it would be pretty damned odd if the movie they had not seen <i>did</i> "satisfy their entertainment needs." What moran asked these questions?

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Whoosh! How many candles did you blow out with that one?

Happy B-day, 'Trix!

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He was probably happy when all those annoying kids got washed off his lawn.

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I'm pretty sure the old man promised not to flood the earth again. That's how the Xtards just <i>know</i> that sea levels aren't rising.

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That's a cubette. Totally different thing.

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Not a fan of the <i>Alien</i> movies?

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I can never figure out if the cubits are fresh. They make buying cantaloupes look easy.

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And tortoises . . . different ones on each island. Did he have, like, a delivery manifest for all these critters?

"OK guys, that's if for the penguins." [Looks dubiously at ten thousand hungry leopard seals, all staring at the penguins, who seem nervous.] "Next up are these white bears . . . [checking papers] ... let's see where they go . . . <i>oh for fuck's sake!</i>"

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