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In some quarters, yes.

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My God, these are ferociously unattractive people. Inside and out.

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Do you think he could bend over and mark his ball? Wherever he lands on the green he puts first and if his ball comes within 5 ft. of the pin he wins the hole.

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position the dementia mannequin a little more this way, right! now prop his hand up. anything we can do about the dead eyed stare?

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Remember how outraged the wingers were because President Obama wore a tan suit. I guess a cheesy, Made-in-China baseball cap is kosher though.

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Or his children!

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How do parasitic insects bicker? Asking as one interested in natural science (as opposed to Congress).

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And None Were Human.

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I would cheerfully assist at the procedure. And yes, I've had one.

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Nope. 'Cause the whole point of dropping 100K on a mediocre dinner, or a quarter-mil on sitting at Drumph's table, is for access to the cumhandler-in-chief. It would be cheaper and more effective to just bribe someone at Fox to let you be a guest on their morning show. You can talk to him directly, and you know he'll pay attention.

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a GOLD Sharpie

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That'd be an interesting question for the next press conference.

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Its always all about him

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no coloring books?

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my desk was always covered with all kinds of paperwork I was doing my best to ignore

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