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Peter Sellers as Pres. Adlai Stevenson in Strangelove kicks all other fictional presidential ass.

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That's no cheese wheel.

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Parker House!

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If Andy Jackson were a modern-day GNoPee President he would have kept the whole fucking 1400 lbs. cheese for himself.

But he might have let "the people" come in and lick the crumbs that trickled down onto the White House carpet.

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The guy who groped the Firefly girl in Wag the Dog.

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Dave ftw.

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I own the complete set! Which means I have way too many lines off by heart.

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Once again, I must point out that there are no "octogenerian" baby boomers. The very oldest Boomers are 68.

This is not to say that none of us are idiots -- just that we are not octogenarians.

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Pretty cheesy.

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Gouda 'nuff?

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This idea smells.

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Yeah, I can't dis-a-Brie with you.

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Why won't you dance with me? I'm not no Limburger!

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<i>...how are you calling flat out fascist communism “economic policy” and keeping a straight face?</i>

Hitler and Stalin are spinning in their <strike>graves</strike> gay love-condo in Paraguay.

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Biden: "<strike>Who cut the cheese?</strike> Pull my finger."

Late submission for the caption contest.

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Birthdays today for FDR and Dick 'Dick' Cheney.

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