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Did he piggyback the others when they won?

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I think Obama should do it just because it seems like he would find it *hilarious*. I have no doubt he has a killer Trump impression he pulls out with his staff.

Also, I'd love someone to film it. And release it to the public.

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I could deal with it if he decided to start tomorrow...

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At this point in the election and in our history, I just can't be surprised anymore. If we can think it, it'll probably come to pass sooner or later.

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*glances conspicuously at the door* Sure...

Then again, I remember the last one went pretty well:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I want to see Latrice Royale (season 4 of Rupaul's Drag Race) moderate. She has no time for kindergarten fuckery.

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Didn't Ifill moderate one of the debates in the primary? I seem to recall she didn't put up with any bullshit.

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I don't know the answer to either question. It's a mystery.

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Hot tubs are good. I don't have one, alas! In European countries, if you are highly stressed, the National Health services will prescribe a 2-week vacation on a Mediterranean beach, all expenses paid. Alas again!

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It was a very special evening, indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Would you mess with Gwen Ifill? I would not mess with Gwen Ifill.

(And yes she did. Politico described it as "distinctly PBSy" in that it was highly informative and therefore totes yawn because c'mon, penis size! This is how low our media has sunk.)

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Stay away from "believe me".

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IKR? I'll have to settle for the bathtub..but not today the humidity is about 100%.

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Ye gods... I hope she's doing better now.

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"“I will absolutely do three debates,” Trump told TIME in a phone interview. “I want to debate very badly."

Don't worry, Donnie... you will.

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Entirely OT, some young redhead is trying to climb Trump Tower, and has to clean as he goes: http://abcnews.go.com/US/ma...

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