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Cultivating an Argument Against Gay Marriage
USA Today looks at public sentiments on gay marriage and turns up this quote from a plain-spoken Red-stater: "It's against God's moral laws, and if they looked at plant laws and botany, it's against nature."
Ew, yes. The very thought of a pistil touching another pistil. . . Then again, pretty much any marriage between plants is against the laws of nature.