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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Beard-o Muslims like Robertson should not speach for Jesus.

Incoming Ham's avatar

...and then Alice said "and what is the use of a book...without pictures or conversation?'

See also: "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin Ph.D, J.D, P.S.A, U.R.L, G.R.I.F.T.E.R

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Abe Lincoln? I hear he split their rails all the time.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"If it was good enough for a bronze-age agrarian patriarchal society, it's good enough for me."

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You'll only catch the ones that read.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The ducks don't always fall for it?

bobbert's avatar

And fucking Leadbelly, and Robert Johnson, and this asshole is, oh, an asshole.

bobbert's avatar

You think he'd bother?

bobbert's avatar

Bring it down with a slingshot, and I'll be impressed. With a modern shotgun, you might as well be in the Magic Christian.

bobbert's avatar

(1) Redneck (2) Grifter (3) Asshole

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm going to use these books as bait in my redneck traps this dipshit season.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

How long did it take to get the smell of swamp gas and duck crap out of the studio after he passed through?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think he’s confusing Jesus with Chuck E Cheese.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Vladimir Putin? Wait, sorry, I was thinking <i>absence of chest hair</i>...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I think he's confused duck calls with dog whistles