Last year's Free Speach* martyr Phil "All Merchandise 50% Off" Robertson has him a book-shaped object out and is dutifully making the rounds of the morning news programs to try to gin up some interest in his thoughts. While promoting his collections of pages, titled
Beard-o Muslims like Robertson should not speach for Jesus.
...and then Alice said "and what is the use of a book...without pictures or conversation?'
See also: "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin Ph.D, J.D, P.S.A, U.R.L, G.R.I.F.T.E.R
Abe Lincoln? I hear he split their rails all the time.
"If it was good enough for a bronze-age agrarian patriarchal society, it's good enough for me."
You'll only catch the ones that read.
The ducks don't always fall for it?
And fucking Leadbelly, and Robert Johnson, and this asshole is, oh, an asshole.
You think he'd bother?
Bring it down with a slingshot, and I'll be impressed. With a modern shotgun, you might as well be in the Magic Christian.
Ask again later.
(1) Redneck (2) Grifter (3) Asshole
I'm going to use these books as bait in my redneck traps this dipshit season.
How long did it take to get the smell of swamp gas and duck crap out of the studio after he passed through?
I think he’s confusing Jesus with Chuck E Cheese.
Vladimir Putin? Wait, sorry, I was thinking <i>absence of chest hair</i>...
I think he&#039;s confused duck calls with dog whistles