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What's that got to with this story -- or with <i>any</i> Florida shooting?

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And did the cops

a) Arrest the shooter b) Arrest the guy who was gutshot c) Eat the pizzas

??

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How do you know he's ... oh, right. They arrested the shooter.

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Floriduh: where the customer is always far right.

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We in Texas used to thank God for Mississippi. Now it's because of Florida.

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Discussing the merits of a 9mm vs. a .45?

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The duty to retreat was always part of self-defense. Until the NRA decided Americans needed more legal reasons to shoot each other. What the fuck that has to do with the Second Amendment is beyond me. (just kidding. it has nothing to do with the Constitution's big number 2.)

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with <strike>votes</strike> bullets

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Preferably involving "Yaketty Sax".

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I transplanted from the left coast eight years ago, but I tell you why the "many people" really fits. More than anywhere else I've been, in the South or Midwest or wherever, there's generally a more defiant pride in being a dick here in central FL.

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Lives in a redlined neighborhood, maybe?

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Are the kids that into that kind of kink that young? Damn, I missed out in school!

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I was gonna say, "Depends on how bad she botched the sammich," but yeah, what you said.

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Nobody wants to come up in the hills anymore.

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Japan also registers swords, and will take you to jail for having unregistered one, even cheapie souvenir samurai swords. No kidding.

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So those spots on the logo are bullet holes. It all makes sense now.

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