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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What's that got to with this story -- or with <i>any</i> Florida shooting?

malsperanza's avatar

And did the cops

a) Arrest the shooter b) Arrest the guy who was gutshot c) Eat the pizzas

??

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

How do you know he's ... oh, right. They arrested the shooter.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Floriduh: where the customer is always far right.

chascates's avatar

We in Texas used to thank God for Mississippi. Now it's because of Florida.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The duty to retreat was always part of self-defense. Until the NRA decided Americans needed more legal reasons to shoot each other. What the fuck that has to do with the Second Amendment is beyond me. (just kidding. it has nothing to do with the Constitution's big number 2.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

with <strike>votes</strike> bullets

The Quirk's avatar

Preferably involving "Yaketty Sax".

Chris Grrr's avatar

I transplanted from the left coast eight years ago, but I tell you why the "many people" really fits. More than anywhere else I've been, in the South or Midwest or wherever, there's generally a more defiant pride in being a dick here in central FL.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Lives in a redlined neighborhood, maybe?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Are the kids that into that kind of kink that young? Damn, I missed out in school!

Chris Grrr's avatar

I was gonna say, "Depends on how bad she botched the sammich," but yeah, what you said.

Lot_49's avatar

Nobody wants to come up in the hills anymore.

Lot_49's avatar

Japan also registers swords, and will take you to jail for having unregistered one, even cheapie souvenir samurai swords. No kidding.

PubOption's avatar

So those spots on the logo are bullet holes. It all makes sense now.