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<blockquote>Often, marijuana patients do not hold full-time jobs because of the nature of the illnesses that qualify them to use pot medically...</blockquote> Who knew Washington <i>Times</i> writers were capable of ironic detachment?

Yes of course, some people with genuine and terrible illnesses are helped by weed. The dudes I see staggering out of my local dispensary might even be among them.

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worst cosplay ever!

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I'm not sure I'd want anything to do with those wingnuts while they're stoned- they's be the idjits leaping from the Capitol Rotunda thinking they could fly

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I look forward to the more ridiculous conservative arguments against this...especially if they wrap them in their usual understanding of economics, crime, and reality.

"Crime will go up because pot dealers will have to switch to harder drugs to stay in business!"

Examples to illustrate their point will no doubt include how many characters on "Weeds" died (though not mentioning how Nancy usually used her vagina to get herself out of trouble, except the three years she was in jail) versus how Walt's prolly gonna just kill ERREBODY on "Breaking Bad."

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The Poors are TOO DAMN HIGH!

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Meh, they're more likely to do something goofy like legislate that The Captain and Tennille must open for the Grateful Dead

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I wonder if this money saving tip will be included in the Wal-Mart and McDonald’s employee handbook.

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Is Allen St. Pierre Wayne's human brother?

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That sounds familiar...where did I hear it first?

Oh <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=t8tdmaEhMHE" target="_blank">yeah.</a>

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