I hope Dick Cheney joins him tomorrow night as I watch the world implode while drinking Jack Daniels and thinking about my new life as a clump of pure carbon. When he drops dead I've got advanced front row tickets to piss on him.
He was a feckless corrupt zillionaire first. The feckless corrupt "sheriff" hired him to be an "assistant sheriff" because being a feckless zillionaire was the perfect credential for being a "law enforcement officer" in Orange County.
True story: my sister played hooker for our school's girls' rugby team.
I hope Dick Cheney joins him tomorrow night as I watch the world implode while drinking Jack Daniels and thinking about my new life as a clump of pure carbon. When he drops dead I've got advanced front row tickets to piss on him.
Darn you!
He was a feckless corrupt zillionaire first. The feckless corrupt "sheriff" hired him to be an "assistant sheriff" because being a feckless zillionaire was the perfect credential for being a "law enforcement officer" in Orange County.
Another one for the list of graves on which to urinate.
Haidl's not dead; he's just acting.
I saw his hands move as they were placing him in the casket.
Also for bogarting that cigarette.
6' of dirt does rather impair the aim...