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Fine, fine, here you go. Even the album title fits: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Or, for the olds: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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30's Hoover-villes >>>Bushie-villes now.

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Is Zippers the family dog or something?

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Or something will do. Sorry you missed it. Jeb's website showed JEB slipping on a hoodie (sweatshirt with a hood) except he was doing it all wrong. It had what I have heard called a quarter zipper in the front from the neck to the middle of the chest. He didn't unzip it, but chose to pull it on over his head zipped up. He clearly struggled to get it on over his head. It was humorous, but sad. The Internet went wild for a day or two.

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That's - I say, that's a joke, son.

Ya gotta watch the short ones, they go right ovah they haids. :)

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<< Top Jeb Bush donors will convene on a conference call after Tuesday's debate... the Bush team has been working overtime to assure donors β€” who have funneled a record-breaking $100 million into the former governor's super PAC β€” that the campaign is on the right track. On one call, Bush urged his financial backers not to be "nervous nellies." >>

http://www.politico.com/blo...

"I mean, come on, guys... you totally know I'm going to win this, right? Guys?"

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I think none of the are the smart one, but if you want a spirited argument. ask which Bush is the most evil.

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I think of the Bush Family as the Four Horsemen. Pappy Bush is DisEase, Dubya is (the wrong) War, Jeb is Pestilence and Babs Bush is Death on a sidesaddle.

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Shhh. Don't call him re-tah-ded! He's just slow.

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I know we're a year out but can he? His campaign is in its 2nd or 3rd revamp. I don't think he can do it unless they dig up some real dirt on Trump and Rubio. Problem is Trump probably has plenty of dirt on both Bush and Rubio. Because Florida!

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I don't know if we should trust him with anything as sharp as a spoon.

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Neil was supposed to get Colorado, but he fucked it up by being caught robbing a bank.

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I think Nathan Lane does the best Barbara Bush impression in The Bird Cage. Come to think of it, Dianne Weist has a line about "the Jeb Bushes" somewhere in that film.

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Jesus! Santorum on your face. That's a money shot in some parts.

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