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Mahousu's avatar

Fine, fine, here you go. Even the album title fits: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Volt Owner's avatar

30's Hoover-villes >>>Bushie-villes now.

Whale Chowder's avatar

Is Zippers the family dog or something?

Bill Slider's avatar

Or something will do. Sorry you missed it. Jeb's website showed JEB slipping on a hoodie (sweatshirt with a hood) except he was doing it all wrong. It had what I have heard called a quarter zipper in the front from the neck to the middle of the chest. He didn't unzip it, but chose to pull it on over his head zipped up. He clearly struggled to get it on over his head. It was humorous, but sad. The Internet went wild for a day or two.

Whale Chowder's avatar

That's - I say, that's a joke, son.

Ya gotta watch the short ones, they go right ovah they haids. :)

Joe Beese's avatar

<< Top Jeb Bush donors will convene on a conference call after Tuesday's debate... the Bush team has been working overtime to assure donors — who have funneled a record-breaking $100 million into the former governor's super PAC — that the campaign is on the right track. On one call, Bush urged his financial backers not to be "nervous nellies." >>

http://www.politico.com/blo...

"I mean, come on, guys... you totally know I'm going to win this, right? Guys?"

Wee Mousie's avatar

I think none of the are the smart one, but if you want a spirited argument. ask which Bush is the most evil.

Wee Mousie's avatar

I think of the Bush Family as the Four Horsemen. Pappy Bush is DisEase, Dubya is (the wrong) War, Jeb is Pestilence and Babs Bush is Death on a sidesaddle.

calliecallie's avatar

Shhh. Don't call him re-tah-ded! He's just slow.

Takoma DC's avatar

I know we're a year out but can he? His campaign is in its 2nd or 3rd revamp. I don't think he can do it unless they dig up some real dirt on Trump and Rubio. Problem is Trump probably has plenty of dirt on both Bush and Rubio. Because Florida!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

I don't know if we should trust him with anything as sharp as a spoon.

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Neil was supposed to get Colorado, but he fucked it up by being caught robbing a bank.

calliecallie's avatar

I think Nathan Lane does the best Barbara Bush impression in The Bird Cage. Come to think of it, Dianne Weist has a line about "the Jeb Bushes" somewhere in that film.

Takoma DC's avatar

Jesus! Santorum on your face. That's a money shot in some parts.