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That's because he ignores their advice since he's the smartest person on the planet.

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He HAS to go to jail. Otherwise the symmetry of the universe will be broken and everything OK be sucked out through a hole the diameter of a sausage. #Physics

Carter Page, in addition to having a comically silly name (does he live in Riverdale with Archie and Jughead?) always seems totally lit up on something.

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Bad.

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😂😂😂"Embarrassment of racists". That's like Parliament of owls right? Murder of crows, clutch of eggs, school of fish. Excellent.

Q: How many racists you got, just one or two?A: Nope, it's a whole embarrassment.

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Yeah, well, there was that TV interview (or something) where he baldly states his rationale for firing Comey, or whatever, so, yeah.

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But this gets to the heart of the mystery of the conundrum.

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Saw that Gaetz A-hole on Chris Hayes last night talking about the tax thing and yes, just as bad. After Chris listened to all his crap he made him an offer to come back when it's all over and brag about how right he's been, knowing there's not a chance that any of the great outcomes he (Gaetz) predicts will ever come true.

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And for Ken Starr Pepperdine would have been the equivalent of that "nice farm upstate where he could run and play" with all of the other wingnuts.

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that's it. as you all know, racist elf if the one i most want to go down.

now i have to watch kate mckinnon.

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Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead.

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Republican sekrit slogan: "No More Elections! No More Elections!" I'm not kidding!! Hope I'm wrong.

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I think all of this Russian stuff is just a Pap smear.-- Jeff Sessions

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I'm not so sure Rudy would want to subject himself to the confirmation process. Might be a few questions about his "You'll see" comment after claiming the campaign had something up its sleeve, and just exactly where he got that information.

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The good lawyers refused to work for the Dotard, since they expect to get paid.

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I got nothing. I really hope he goes to jail too though. Just because CP is such a sad Bannon wanna be.

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