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"The blacks" trained crows to unionize on a socialist dare?

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Pshaw! That policy is fer beans. It sqelches my already imperfectly acquired power of expression, and makes me ashamed and angry. I'll meet the powers that be with chain or nosh or Britva anytime upon reasonable notice.

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Happier fun times: she’s openly snarking on space force

https://twitter.com/nowthis...

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Didn’t we learn anything from the Trump years? Press secretaries are supposed to rant at reporters about how they’re all trying to destroy the administration. Actually answering reporters’ questions is so unprofessional.

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I am genuinely curious on what the administration's stance on SF is.

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Let me cite, yet again, that old press secretary textbook by Joseph Heller: "Good as Gold." When it's I don't know, ya get to say "I don't know." Just another true thing, right next to "I'll get back to you" ... assuming that's also true.

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"It's a lovely city to visit, but the rents are way too high to live there."

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Yes, I long for the days of Sarah Huckaliar answering every question with, "I'll have to ask someone" or "I haven't talked to anyone about that."

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Answers can be powerful; mustn't waste them.

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Oh man, she will earn a guest host gig on SNL

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I love the fact that Trump’s whole “Since I can’t get Congress to go along with any of my agenda, beyond tax cuts for the wealthy, I’ll just executive order it to get my way” strategy is making it totes easy for Biden to just undo much of the Trump legacy with EOs of his own.

It’s gotta be eating Donny alive seeing the Biden erase so much of the last 4 years with the stroke of a pen.

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"...trying to destroy capitalism, western civilization, apple pie and Grandma."

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She’d better watch out if she doesn’t want to incur the wrath of Starfleet Command.

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