Daily Briefing: SOTU STFU

*President Bushto announce new grant program for states tonight that will provide health insurance for all legal citizens who talk proper American. [ WP , NYT ]

* Pies baked for previous SOTUs remain in sky. [ WSJ ]

*Nancy Pelosimarks her territory onJohn Dingell'sdesk, then tells him what to think about climate change. [ WP ]

* A jury ofScooter Libby'speers: white women who read a lot of Us Weekly -- cause the stars are just like us! [ WP , NYT ]

* Classy casino owner gives $1 million classy dollars to ever classyNewt Gingrich. [ WP ]

* Public campaign financing sounds too much like welfare toHillary Clinton. [ WP , NYT ]

*John Warner'sjust happy to have a reason to talk to the microphones again. [ WP , NYT , USAT ]