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Daily Briefing: Veinous Possibilities
*Harry ReidtellsTim Johnsonto "stay alive, no matter what occurs." [ WP , NYT , WSJ ]
* And about 50% of people who Democrats don't depend on for a tenuous majority in the Senate who also have arteriovenous malformations do make complete recoveries, "more or less." [ WP ]
* But even if he's totally "Schiavo'd," the Senate has never "forced a member out of office because of a physical or mental inability to serve." [ LAT ]
*President Bushcouldn't care less about you, is playing for your grandkids approval ratings -- just likeHarry Trumandid. [ WP ]
*Condoleezza Ricethinks Iran and Syria's asking prices for help in Iraq are too high, she's only willing to offer economic incentives and a player to be named later. [ WP ]
* To stay "Army Strong," top General recommends getting "Army Big." [ WP , NYT ]
* White House pissed at Sen.Bill Nelsonfor going to Damascus, "undermining democracy in the region." Still glad to have him and not Katherine Harris. [ NYT ]
* Pastry chef blowsLaura Bush'ssugar, is hired at White House. [ NYT ]