Some "writer" at Tucker Carlson's interwebs home for keyboard-banging anger bears has made an amazing discovery. And that discovery is that Sarah Palin sucks, maybe? In a column cleverly titled "You Betcha I Was Wrong About Sarah Palin" at the Daily Beast -- apparently because it's too highbrow to run alongside the typical piles of pixelated garbage at The Daily Caller -- Matt Lewis, aka Matt K. Lewis, aka Some Conservative Writer Dude who has smeared his various bylines all over the wingnuttosphere, asks the extraordinary Hot Take Deep Thought question:
Wonket gave up on Palin before it was cool.
No one is saying that that pride is well founded.
That's conservatism for you.
As long as their hoverrounds don't become self-driving, we're all good.
Before long she'll be the greeter at the Wasilla Inuit casino.
GOP brand-failure: It's always someone else's fault.
Well duh.
She's not brilliant? That's just great; now we have to find another worthy recipient.
-- Nobel Prize Nomination Committee
I find this new conservative self-awareness a little unsettling. What if they become sentient?
Shit. What's wrong? I was just starting to like her more.
Self-awareness is not one of Matt's strong suits, is it?