Sup, Daily Caller? Anything important happening in the world this week? No? That's too bad, but at least it makes room among your pixels for this SHATTERING expose: Barack Obama's signature, if you turn it sideways and then randomly add another line to it, LOOKS LIKE A DICK!
A magic one eye! <i>[rimshot!]</i> Try moving it back and forth. <i>[rimshot!]</i> I&#039;ll bet you didn&#039;t see that coming. <i>[rimshot!]</i>
Thanks everyone. I&#039;ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.
Rick Scott Dick Cheney (it&#039;s right in his name which is kind of a clue) Hannity Louis Gohmert Dick Armey (it&#039;s right in his name) Sarah Palin&trade; Also Hannity too.
Fart! <em>Ha ha ha ha!</em>
Wow, Daily Callgirl is being more mature than usual today.
Only <em>after</em> she&#039;s brought me my damn sammich!
A magic one eye! <i>[rimshot!]</i> Try moving it back and forth. <i>[rimshot!]</i> I&#039;ll bet you didn&#039;t see that coming. <i>[rimshot!]</i>
Thanks everyone. I&#039;ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.
I still can&#039;t eat those candies because of the Ws imprinted on them.
...a festooned Trollop?
Oh for fuck&#039;s sake. Grow up.
Rick Scott Dick Cheney (it&#039;s right in his name which is kind of a clue) Hannity Louis Gohmert Dick Armey (it&#039;s right in his name) Sarah Palin&trade; Also Hannity too.
What a coincidence! My avatar resembles a dick. <i>(If you squint a certain way and hold a picture of a dick in front of your eyes.)</i>
Anyone who wants to turn my dick sideways and add a line to it ... please proceed.