So now it's come to this: John Boehner lives in a DC apartment that he's renting from a lobbyist for the tanning bed industry. This raises a number of questions, such as, "Is there anything untoward going on?" and "He has to know he's trolling us, right?" and "Wait, there's a tanning bed industry, and it has lobbyists?"
We have a nasty tendency to attack first, ask questions later. Seems pretty clear to me that Grumpe's is a sin of not knowing, not a sin of malice.
And now he knows. So let's wait to see how he uses this new knowledge before condemning him.
I've been seeing 'media conspired to remove SOCIALIST tag from school shooter' all over the place and expect that to be the meme of 2014.
Everyone please calm down. Lizzie, Tommi, I meant no insult against the LGBT community. I do mean to insult Ann, Lindsey and others of their ilk. You can find my jokes tiresome and sometimes I admit they are but I do not intend to insult those who not deserve it.
Also: Isn't it entirely awesome how you can't use the words "pixel", "shy", or "orange" without provoking the same set of canned responses from me?
This is fine example of how Boehner’s brain is not firing on all cylinders. He’s knows the world thinks his skin color is as unnatural as Ann Coulter wearing a dress so what the hell was he thinking when he said yes to renting a room from a tanning lobbyist? I’ve said this before; republicans have no sense of irony.
Now, we should have led with this.
We have a nasty tendency to attack first, ask questions later. Seems pretty clear to me that Grumpe's is a sin of not knowing, not a sin of malice.
And now he knows. So let's wait to see how he uses this new knowledge before condemning him.
I've been seeing 'media conspired to remove SOCIALIST tag from school shooter' all over the place and expect that to be the meme of 2014.
We shall patrol the gutters of wonkette as one. Thanks man.
Can you imagine anything more depressing than John Boner's birthday party?
Maybe I should have said Lindsey Graham?
Don't take it personally. Learn, grow, more hippie BS.
Swimming with the snarks can be dangerous.
Everyone please calm down. Lizzie, Tommi, I meant no insult against the LGBT community. I do mean to insult Ann, Lindsey and others of their ilk. You can find my jokes tiresome and sometimes I admit they are but I do not intend to insult those who not deserve it.
Thank gawd I was NOT having soup for lunch when I came across that remark - out the nose ...
Yes. Santa is Orange. I am Santa, you discovered my secret.
Paying Megyn Kelly to spread misinformation about me didn't work out as I had expected...
Also: Isn't it entirely awesome how you can't use the words "pixel", "shy", or "orange" without provoking the same set of canned responses from me?
And by Awesome, I mean Annoying.
This is fine example of how Boehner’s brain is not firing on all cylinders. He’s knows the world thinks his skin color is as unnatural as Ann Coulter wearing a dress so what the hell was he thinking when he said yes to renting a room from a tanning lobbyist? I’ve said this before; republicans have no sense of irony.
I was wondering if you used neon tanning bulbs that you might get that Boehner color.
I like my clichés.
If you had any idea how I make that stuff, you wouldn't like it anywhere...
Yes. Both of them.