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Definitely not a Gentleman Caller.

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Observe, nothing up my slave!

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Dude says he is straight. And unmarried. But he wants to admonish gay folks who want to get married.

Would you take your car to a mechanic who doesn't drive?

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He also inspired the movie "WR: Mysteries of the Organism", which was 1971's must-see soft-porn-masquerading-as-political-cinema. It also, according to Wikipedia, featured Tuli Kupferberg masturbating a toy rifle,which I seem to have blocked from memory.

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and pretty much every night on Skinemax

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those aren't pearls, they're anal beads...

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just horsing around, eh?

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something tells me he has a vise grip on his tool

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or an apple pie?

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In a little white dress Catholic girls They never confess Catholic girls I got one for a cousin I love how they go So send me a dozen Catholic girls

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still better than Jennifer Rubin

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In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it's a fact. -Marlene Dietrich

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I would suggest either Drone Strike or Butt Enzymes.

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He was obviously a noncombatant in the sexual revolution.

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<i>There are times when I actually feel sorry for the libertine left. All that obsessive focus on one thing,</i>

Oy veh. Pot meet kettle. I've never heard as much "obsessive focus" about sex as when a <i>conservative</i> bible thumper gets involved in the discussion.

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It boggles the mind. I have worked with homosexuals for almost all of my adult life and have had gay friends. None of them talked about sex as much as these fuckyards. The only times we talked about anal sex and the like was in Aids prevention workshops were sex acts were described in yawningly clinical terms. Not a single "wriggle around in excrement" comment (remember that lunatic?) If someone ever wanted to hear a lurid, salacious discussion about sex, he would have to seek out a right wing lunatic fundamentalist christian.

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