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bobbert's avatar

Okay, now mistaking Marine Class A's for a waiter's outfit requires some determined mis-focus. I assumed the alleged flag officer "incident" involved mess dress.

Of course, I spent my time in the Air Force, where you were most likely to be confused with a bus driver.

bobbert's avatar

It's been a long time, but I think you only wear actual medals on the mess dress, not the whole smodge of ribbons. As I've said elsewhere in this thread, I'll tend to believe this story is bullshit until Valerie Jarrett tells it on herself.

bobbert's avatar

You're a fucking battleship.

bobbert's avatar

At a fundraiser, I ask EVERYBODY for a glass of wine.

Jared James's avatar

Mini medals and badges, yes. So if he were on her left, and she didn't look directly at his face to make sure he wasn't a general, she might never have noticed.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Nor would Army dress. Park ranger maybe, but not waiter.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I get mistaken for a sales associate on a somewhat regular basis when I am at Walmart. I have no idea what that is all about. I am dreading the day that I get mistaken for a greeter.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Did she ask for wine or ax for MF'ing iced tea?

bobbert's avatar

Strictly speaking, I think the Obama "incident" happened before he was Prez.

As for the "irritated tipster" story, I rate it about P(bullshit) = 0.75.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Damn I was thinking Obama had him a Consuela from family guy

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

We'll cut off your johnson!!!!

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I wonder what a waiter's uniform at the Alfalfa Club looks like.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

To be fair, his 2011-season 4-star-general trading card picture was a pretty poor likeness.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

You'd put 14-year-old pregnant girls before Benghazi?!!? Inpeach!!!!