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Okay, now mistaking Marine Class A's for a waiter's outfit requires some determined mis-focus. I assumed the alleged flag officer "incident" involved mess dress.

Of course, I spent my time in the Air Force, where you were most likely to be confused with a bus driver.

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It's been a long time, but I think you only wear actual medals on the mess dress, not the whole smodge of ribbons. As I've said elsewhere in this thread, I'll tend to believe this story is bullshit until Valerie Jarrett tells it on herself.

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You're a fucking battleship.

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Badly.

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At a fundraiser, I ask EVERYBODY for a glass of wine.

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Mini medals and badges, yes. So if he were on her left, and she didn't look directly at his face to make sure he wasn't a general, she might never have noticed.

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Nor would Army dress. Park ranger maybe, but not waiter.

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I get mistaken for a sales associate on a somewhat regular basis when I am at Walmart. I have no idea what that is all about. I am dreading the day that I get mistaken for a greeter.

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Did she ask for wine or ax for MF'ing iced tea?

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Our gangbangers

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Strictly speaking, I think the Obama "incident" happened before he was Prez.

As for the "irritated tipster" story, I rate it about P(bullshit) = 0.75.

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Damn I was thinking Obama had him a Consuela from family guy

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We'll cut off your johnson!!!!

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I wonder what a waiter's uniform at the Alfalfa Club looks like.

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To be fair, his 2011-season 4-star-general trading card picture was a pretty poor likeness.

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You'd put 14-year-old pregnant girls before Benghazi?!!? Inpeach!!!!

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