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Obligatory "That's an insult to ferrets everywhere".

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Stop naming nuts.

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I don't think you can counterfeit something that doesn't exist.

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His supply and demand example would seem to explain that.

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It's not the conservative Onion? You mean, these articles are supposed to be REAL?

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Well, and Tucker is way richer.

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Stay safe.

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Not Lindsay Lohan, then?

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Daily Callgirl is <em>incensed</em> that the good Lt. Col. will not pay it for the sexytimes, because the Daily Callgirl is fugly.

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Flop sweat?

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Damn right Canada. Fucking Yankees.

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With carnal intent.

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I recall back in the Bush years being routinely threatened by conservatives that they would find out where I work and inform my boss of my posts, find out where I live, etc. I know of several instances of conservatives calling peoples' places of work and complaining about internet libtard behavior of their employees.

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Ok, fine. We have to meme-icate this one then.

You know <i>what else</i> leaves stains on Daily Caller pages?

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Daily Caller Headline: VETERAN NAMES HIS PENIS "JONES"

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So this is just like a witch hunt, except instead of a witch, you find a note stuck to your back that says "I am an assclown" and then you look down and your bowtie has fallen into a puddle of what looks like liquid shit, so you decide to make the best of it, and put it all up on the internet for all to see?

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