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bobbert's avatar

Obligatory "That's an insult to ferrets everywhere".

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bobbert's avatar

Stop naming nuts.

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bobbert's avatar

I don't think you can counterfeit something that doesn't exist.

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bobbert's avatar

His supply and demand example would seem to explain that.

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bobbert's avatar

It's not the conservative Onion? You mean, these articles are supposed to be REAL?

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bobbert's avatar

Well, and Tucker is way richer.

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bobbert's avatar

Stay safe.

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PsycWench's avatar

Not Lindsay Lohan, then?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Daily Callgirl is <em>incensed</em> that the good Lt. Col. will not pay it for the sexytimes, because the Daily Callgirl is fugly.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Flop sweat?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Damn right Canada. Fucking Yankees.

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chascates's avatar

With carnal intent.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I recall back in the Bush years being routinely threatened by conservatives that they would find out where I work and inform my boss of my posts, find out where I live, etc. I know of several instances of conservatives calling peoples' places of work and complaining about internet libtard behavior of their employees.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok, fine. We have to meme-icate this one then.

You know <i>what else</i> leaves stains on Daily Caller pages?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Daily Caller Headline: VETERAN NAMES HIS PENIS "JONES"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So this is just like a witch hunt, except instead of a witch, you find a note stuck to your back that says "I am an assclown" and then you look down and your bowtie has fallen into a puddle of what looks like liquid shit, so you decide to make the best of it, and put it all up on the internet for all to see?

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