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bobbert's avatar

Obligatory "That's an insult to ferrets everywhere".

bobbert's avatar

I don't think you can counterfeit something that doesn't exist.

bobbert's avatar

His supply and demand example would seem to explain that.

bobbert's avatar

It's not the conservative Onion? You mean, these articles are supposed to be REAL?

bobbert's avatar

Well, and Tucker is way richer.

PsycWench's avatar

Not Lindsay Lohan, then?

SullivanSt's avatar

Daily Callgirl is <em>incensed</em> that the good Lt. Col. will not pay it for the sexytimes, because the Daily Callgirl is fugly.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Damn right Canada. Fucking Yankees.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I recall back in the Bush years being routinely threatened by conservatives that they would find out where I work and inform my boss of my posts, find out where I live, etc. I know of several instances of conservatives calling peoples' places of work and complaining about internet libtard behavior of their employees.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ok, fine. We have to meme-icate this one then.

You know <i>what else</i> leaves stains on Daily Caller pages?

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Daily Caller Headline: VETERAN NAMES HIS PENIS "JONES"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

So this is just like a witch hunt, except instead of a witch, you find a note stuck to your back that says "I am an assclown" and then you look down and your bowtie has fallen into a puddle of what looks like liquid shit, so you decide to make the best of it, and put it all up on the internet for all to see?