It was a literary experiment to rival the avant garde poetry of Chuck Grassley or the postmodern koans of Donald Rumsfeld. Inspired by the briefest snippet of video from Fox, showing the tyrant popping a piece of nicotine gum into his mouth to stave off the cravings, the cravings not just for cigarettes, but for absolute power and the blood of white children. And the vehicle to show this man for what he truly is? A 326-word description of the act, carefully crafted to let the tyrant know -- but more importantly, to let THE PEOPLE know -- that while he may think he got away with it,
<i>&quot;...he wiped away at some <b>fictional</b> annoyance&quot;</i>
What else does his mind-reading reveal? HW Bush thinking &quot;the wrong kid became POTUS&quot;; Dick Cheney thinking &quot;mmmm ... torture&quot;; Michele Bachman thinking &quot;...&quot;.
Double your pleasure Double your fun Be two kinds of Muslim Instead of one.
After reading this I have a sudden urge to masticate. Excuse me for a few minutes...
I&#039;d say Republicans, but clearly CPAC is a thing that exists, so no, I guess not.
Why didn&#039;t they calculate how much this cost taxpayers? DURING THE SEQUESTER!
It stole Miche1e&#039;s heart!
<i>&quot;...he wiped away at some <b>fictional</b> annoyance&quot;</i>
What else does his mind-reading reveal? HW Bush thinking &quot;the wrong kid became POTUS&quot;; Dick Cheney thinking &quot;mmmm ... torture&quot;; Michele Bachman thinking &quot;...&quot;.
Walk and chew gum at the same time.
Mastication: Everybody does it.
He probably drinks Arabica coffee, too.
I also find it difficult to believe that no one else said this before me!
Christ, really?
Is GUMGHAZI! really what we&#039;ve come to, as a nation?
We are SO fucked.
Unlike W, he can chew gum and govern at the same time.
So...what I got from this is that this guy is really turned on by watching Obama masticate but he hates himself for it?
I can&#039;t believe they missed the obvious racial angle of this outrage.
Nicorette is white and Blakbama crushed it between his molars.
I find this difficult to masticate to.