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SullivanSt's avatar

Given what she gets paid to do, Bigler's far more of a whore than her namesake.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Tiny Tim as he tip-toed through the tulips?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Men: Can't live with them, can't do most positions without them.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

When he reaches an age before cable news programs, we'll all be better off.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I'll bet cooties have Tuckers.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I've never understood why they don't just switch to swimwear that's made out of something that is washable. My board shorts get wax on 'em, but they don't need to <i>be</i> waxed...

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Just seven? Unless her songs are entirely fictional, every song she has ever recorded has been about some guy who dumped her.

Dumb kid just needs to give up for a while and just enjoy her money. Or at least stop dating male celebrities. Or quit whining about her love life in public while simultaneously using it as a money making enterprise.

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diogenez's avatar

If you feel the need to talk about Taylor Swift, at least criticize her unbearably mundane music.

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fuflans's avatar

are you guys getting some kind of kickback for covering the daily caller?

i sure hope so.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Tits or GTFU! oh wait ... never mind.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Carlson also hates the way those liberals in the Taliban treat their female vessels.

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Lot_49's avatar

They didn't say these kinds of things about <a href="http:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m1tg1j955a1r2shiao1_500.jpg" target="_blank">Grace Slick</a>. Just sayin...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Swift and the older actor were seen holding hands a lot and drinking coffee.</i>

♪ Tell me more, tell me more, did she act like a whore? Tell me more, tell me more, was he trying to score?

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh ♫

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