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Imagine if they had functional brains or gonads.

EDIT: referring to the Dally Callgirl.

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Hahahahahahahaha. Good one. Hahahahahahahaha.

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DIAPDDA

<i>Die In A Pig-Dick-Drinking Accident</i>

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ouch.

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My article "10 Vaginas You Don't Want To Miss!" which features the word Vagina written in 10 different fonts is almost ready.

COMIC SANS FAP BREAK

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"Yes, Dear".

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Wait. This isn't difficult at all.

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<i>Relatively</i> tiny. Compared to other celebrities.

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Twitchy.

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A hard slider, eh?

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And then, they went to bars. This was the worst-written thing I've seen in a while.

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Regrettably, those publications cheat by doing actual journamalism, with facts'n'shit. Not nearly so entertaining.

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When I say "no equipment" I mean not even a mitt. The whole idea was that being in a catcher's crouch with no protection wasn't going to be a fighting chance.

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More importantly, it's easy.

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Deflect <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_de3HJvO-N8" target="_blank">a softball</a>? Not sure that'd work out too well.

(watch from about the 2 min mark to the 3 min mark).

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