Good morning! We would tell you that it is time to direct some media criticism at the Daily Caller, but that would be like telling you we were going to perform a linear regression analysis on a pile of horse diarrhea, so instead we will just say they are still quite stupid and get on with the blog post.
My article "10 Vaginas You Don't Want To Miss!" which features the word Vagina written in 10 different fonts is almost ready.
When I say "no equipment" I mean not even a mitt. The whole idea was that being in a catcher's crouch with no protection wasn't going to be a fighting chance.
Deflect <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_de3HJvO-N8" target="_blank">a softball</a>? Not sure that&#039;d work out too well.
(watch from about the 2 min mark to the 3 min mark).
Imagine if they had functional brains or gonads.
EDIT: referring to the Dally Callgirl.
Hahahahahahahaha. Good one. Hahahahahahahaha.
I don&#039;t.
DIAPDDA
<i>Die In A Pig-Dick-Drinking Accident</i>
ouch.
My article &quot;10 Vaginas You Don&#039;t Want To Miss!&quot; which features the word Vagina written in 10 different fonts is almost ready.
COMIC SANS FAP BREAK
&quot;Yes, Dear&quot;.
Wait. This isn&#039;t difficult at all.
<i>Relatively</i> tiny. Compared to other celebrities.
Twitchy.
A hard slider, eh?
And then, they went to bars. This was the worst-written thing I&#039;ve seen in a while.
Regrettably, those publications cheat by doing actual journamalism, with facts&#39;n&#39;shit. Not nearly so entertaining.
When I say &quot;no equipment&quot; I mean not even a mitt. The whole idea was that being in a catcher&#039;s crouch with no protection wasn&#039;t going to be a fighting chance.
More importantly, it&#039;s easy.
Deflect <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=_de3HJvO-N8" target="_blank">a softball</a>? Not sure that&#039;d work out too well.
(watch from about the 2 min mark to the 3 min mark).