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I'm quite certain they're going to let Dumbya & Dad keep their piece of the action; the only question is whether or not they put in a sunset provision that kicks in in 2018.

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I mean, the Internet <em>was</em> invented by his <strong>Vice</strong> President

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What? No diagrams?

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Wonkette could have posted a life-size drawing of that idiot's love muscle, but you'd have to have a monitor the size of a billboard to see it.

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Or how much Ulysses S. Grant spend on jugs (of whiskey).

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Plus we get the satisfaction of seeing Bill Clinton out in the World making a difference. With Dubya he just sits at home playing Wii bowling. OH WAIT! That's me. I play Wii bowling. Dubya just sits there like Forrest Gump waiting a bus.

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I just know someday that Cylon technology will benefit all mankind.

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What's that you say? You want to examine the <em>military</em> budget?

<strong>LOOK! OVER THERE! THE CLENIS!!!</strong>

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Probably just not high enough, is my guess.

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As if Bill needs to pay to watch boobies on TV...

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Pretty sure he's got a stash of crush vids.

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Like Clinton is staying late in his Harlem office to watch movies.

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While they are at it, it's time to stop W's subscription to Mad Magazine.

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