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But did Joe Biden write this poor wretch a thank-you note?

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My boss thinks I should give lectures, grade exams and hold office hours.

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You know the <i>Daily Tucker</i> is as much a parody as <i>The Onion</i> because they call it "big" labor.

<blockquote>In 1987, United States unionization was 37 points below the average of seventeen countries surveyed, down from 17 points below average in 1970. Between 1970 and 1987, union membership declined in only three other countries: Austria, by 3%, Japan, by 7%, and the Netherlands, by 4%. In the United States, union membership had declined by 14%.</blockquote>

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Assume Obampaign over?

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Testify about dogs barking?

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She sure is starting to huff and puff... my sister in law lives in <a href="https:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\?q=Freeport,%20NY&amp\;hl=en&amp\;ll=40.657722,-73.582306&amp\;spn=0.563609,1.234589&amp\;sll=42.746632,-75.770041&amp\;sspn=4.364294,9.876709&amp\;oq=freeport&amp\;t=h&amp\;hnear=Freeport,%20Nassau,%20New%20York&amp\;z=10" target="_blank">Freeport</a>, so we're playing host. There were already streets flooded last night at high tide, without the winds even being felt much by then. Tonight's high tide is gonna be the big one.

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<blockquote>Is this meme past it's shelf life already? </blockquote>

Are you inviting us to assume meme moribund?

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That's nothing, Tucker. <em>My</em> boss forces me to write software all day, every (week) day.

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Some time soon, they'll be forcing employees to assist with the negotiation of collectively bargained contracts. The horror! The horror!

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And Riley thought <em>he</em> had it bad...

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Happy coincidence that it just always seems to work out that way.

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I <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/486849\/crown-heights-cops-tenderly-wake-sleeping-homeless-dude-with-their-fists" target="_blank">can't for the life of me</a> work out why cops might vote for the authoritarians...

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That's nothing! People who work for FOX are forced to repeat stupid shit every day.

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